If you fancy joining the mile high club, but the thought of trying to get two randy people into the very small airplane toilets puts you off. Then the solution is to have sex in a private jet, but only if you have loads of money.
Maybe if you are as wealthy as a well know top tennis player, then your membership of the mile high club is guaranteed.
Doris Donewt is a career stewardess who has been working on private jets for many years. Recently she told the World Tennis Federation about the time in 2020 when she saw a very famous tennis player having sex in a Learjet.
On a flight from London to Paris the famous tennis player boarded the Learjet with a lady who was not the tennis players wife.
“I am not sure who this woman was, but I know it was not his wife. She was very beautiful and extremely fit, so I guess it could have been his physio or yoga teacher.” said Doris.
Once the plane took off, the tennis player said that he would like some privacy in the cabin and did not want to be disturbed. So, as instructed Doris closed the curtain to the main cabin section of the Learjet.
However, within minutes she could hear loud grunting noises coming from the cabin. Unable to control her curiosity, Doris peaked through the curtains to see the well known tennis player having sex with his female companion.
Doris then crept into the cockpit and told the two pilots: “He’s banging her back there and my god he is going for it. I hope he does not take his time as the flight from London to Paris only takes 40 minutes.”
Doris said “I personally don’t have a problem with people having sex on a private plane. If they can afford the Learjet, then they can do whatever they like so long as it’s legal. If I had the money, yes I would want to be banged good and hard at 30,000 feet.”
Doris added “I just feel sorry for the guys wife. I bet she is at home looking after the kids living in a mansion near Monaco. Whilst he is ploughing some other younger, fitter woman. But that’s life.”
The famous tennis player, who Doris has refused to name, did give the World Tennis Federation a small hint as to who he was – “Everyone knows who this guy is. He has won so many tennis trophies, he is known all over the world. I will give you one clue. He is Swiss, or is he French. I can’t remember exactly as they all sound the same to me.”
When asked by journalists what the World Tennis Federation thought of celebrity tennis players having sex at 30,000 feet, the WTF spokesperson replied – “lucky bastard!”