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    AdminBy AdminMarch 26, 2023No Comments2 Mins Read
    Do all sports massages come with a happy ending
    Do all sports massages come with a happy ending

    QUESTION – Hello WTF – I recently strained my lower back and someone at my tennis club suggested I go for a sport massage to try and cure the problem. I found a shop in my local high street offering massages and it was very relaxing. Then when the lady had finished she asked if I wanted a happy ending. I did not know what a happening ending was, but was intrigued so I said YES. I must say that was the best sports massage I have ever had and the pain in my lower back has gone completely. As this was my first ever massage, do you know if all sports massages come with a happy ending. See ya – Gerald, New Jersey.

    ANSWER – Hi there Gerald and thank you for your tennis related question. From recent research by WTF staff who have visited over 1,000 massage parlours, it was found that only 12% of sports massages came with a happy ending. So you must have found one of those “special” massage therapists who have the ability to provide happy endings. If you wish to share the address and location of this amazing masseuse, please send the details over so we can let other tennis players know where they can get immediate relief. Thank you WTF.

     

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