Tennis playing dad Luke Willing found himself in a sticky situation during a 3 hour tennis match after ‘shitting his pants’ – but he didn’t let it screw up his performance, as he went on to win the match.
Luke Willing got the shits mid-match but said he “doesn’t give a monkeys” after he won the 3 hour match with his tennis shorts full of cack.
Luke Willing, 26, was playing in his local tennis clubs summer tournament when he found himself in a tricky situation.
But the tennis mad dad wasn’t phased as he continued to play tennis with faeces in his tennis shorts and eventually won the tennis match 6-4, 3-6, 7-5.
He told World Tennis Federation reporters that despite not noticing anything unusual going on in his bum, the explosive crisis unfolded half way through the second set.
And despite Lukes bum pleading with him to go to the loo and shit himself, he kept on playing tennis.
Tennis Luke said: “I thought, ‘I don’t know if it’s possible to shit whilst hitting a forehand, but I will give it a try.’
To keep up his winning streak, Luke relieved himself mid-match and unleashed the excrement into his tennis shorts.
And after shitting himself on court, he felt “a lot better” and didn’t drop his serve again for the rest of the match.
Luke said “I don’t give a monkeys about what I did on court. I know people could see shit running down my legs, but I don’t care.”
And as he went up to shake his opponents hand at the end of the match, he even screamed out loud: “I shat my pants you loser!”
The dad of two then went to get cleaned up straight away after finishing the tennis match.
Luke added “I will never have a curry the night before an important tennis match ever again. My arse was like a fast flowing river of shit. Next time I will be having a chinese.”