- Cases of the deadly ‘tennis flu’ strain have already jumped from tennis coaches to tennis players
- It has caused panic that this lethal virus is one step closer to spreading to tennis umpires
- Pseudo virus experts warn that a new variant of ‘tennis flu’ could arise that is ‘even more lethal than death’ to tennis players
Tennis players are being warned that the ‘tennis flu’ could mutate in the next few weeks to become even more dangerous due to the serious spreading of this killer virus, pseudo virus experts fear.
This dramatic spread has caused pseudo virus experts to start ‘over-reacting’ because they believe that this ‘deadly cold’ is now only days away from spreading to tennis players.
The World Tennis Federation (WTF) has now warned tennis players they could act as a ‘mixing pot’ for different ‘colds or flus’, potentially creating a new ‘killer variant’ that could be ‘more harmful than death’.
The ‘tennis flu’ strain could potentially have a fatality rate of at least 50 per cent amongst tennis players.
However, despite these dramatic warnings fewer than 2 cases of the ‘tennis flu’ has been detected amongst tennis players since records began.
Tennis flu has now reached new tennis clubs and could have ‘devastating mortality rates’ for both male and female tennis players, the World Tennis Federation stated yesterday.
If this were to be true, the outbreak of tennis flu risks tennis clubs having to cancel after match drinks at the bar and also ask people not to come to Saturday afternoon club social.
The World Tennis Federation has now logged a record number of 2 cases of tennis flu since the outbreak started, which means there has been a ‘100% increase in tennis flu’ since the first case was detected yesterday. This means by next Friday (if this trend continues) over 7 billion tennis players could be infected by the ‘fatal tennis flu’.
The WTF also believe there may be some cases of ‘tennis flu’ amongst ball boys and ball girls (though so far not one case has been detected).
Further testing is still required to determine if tennis players or tennis coaches are the main source of transmitting the ‘tennis flu’ virus, the WTF added.
The WTF said: ‘Our research sparks growing concern about the threat for the health of the tennis community worldwide and we must emphasise that we are not trying to ‘scare people’ by claiming they could die by playing tennis, but we do want to offer them a vaccine via our website which (might / could / maybe) stop them from catching or dropping dead due the ‘dangerous killer tennis flu’ virus with ‘plague like symptoms’.
When asked how much the vaccine would cost, the WTF replied “Each monthly vaccine will cost $100 per dose and can be ordered via our website using either your credit or debit card, plus paypal.”
The WTF added “To be completely safe, you will need to keep taking this vaccine for the rest of your life, because we have predicted that this ‘killer dangerous lethal virus’ is likely to mutate every month, so you must get a new vaccine every month to avoid the potential of death”.
Have you caught the deadly killer ‘tennis flu’
If you have then we want to hear from you in the comments below. Did the tennis flu kill you? Or did it cause you to just have a runny nose like any other winter respiratory illness? We want to know if you know if anyone has actually died of the ‘tennis flu’ or is the WTF just trying to sell you a monthly placebo.
