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Graham Biscuit, a disgruntled tennis player waged war of revenge on his ex-tennis club by damaging its tennis courts with bleach after he was kicked out of the tennis club. Graham Biscuit, 57, was livid after losing his tennis membership near Wendover in Buckinghamshire, England. The former merchant banker went ninja and put on a balaclava to launch a campaign of revenge on his ex tennis club – causing £10,000 worth of damage. Armed with an old 2 litre coke bottle full of bleach he poured the chemical onto the tennis courts at night, before he was caught by a…

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The Alaska tennis club contacted players yesterday about a ‘suspected infestation’ of tarantula spiders. Members of the tennis club contacted the World Tennis Federation stating that the decision to close the tennis club was ‘a load of diddly squat bull’. A tarantula spider’s bite is very painful, but it is not lethal – so it is very unlikely any tennis players would die. Tennis players have blasted the Alaska tennis club after stopping members from playing tennis due to a suspected outbreak of tarantula spiders. All 72 members of the tennis club were told to stay away today after the…

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A bar worker at a famous tennis club in Paris has told the World Tennis Federation what it was really like working at one of the top tennis clubs in the world. What she had to say was shocking. Sylvie Sloane told the WTF that she had left the exclusive tennis club in 2020 after working there for six years and says she has never been back since. Sylvie said: “If you want to go to THAT tennis club and eat there, that’s your choice, but I would not even take my horrible ex-boyfriend there. I saw far too much.…

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Millions of felons have had their criminal records wiped clean to try to help them get jobs as tennis coaches. Ex-criminals will no longer have to inform tennis clubs about their criminal pasts when they apply to become a tennis coach, under new World Tennis Federation rules. Any ex-con who has served more than 1 year in jail won’t have to say anything about how bad their history of crime was. However, if you have served less than 1 year in prison, you will still be required to tell tennis clubs about your crimes. This change in the rules is…

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Tennis clubs have today been violently shaken by a massive 6.69 magnitude earthquake from a depth of 7km. The World Tennis Federation confirmed that the earthquake hit tennis clubs earlier today at about 9am. Tennis clubs were immediately evacuated and damage inspections as a result of the earthquake have been undertaken. A tennis coach said: “In all my years of feeding tennis balls this was the largest and scariest earthquake I’ve have ever been in. I thought I was going to die.” Other tennis players caught up in the earthquake told how they had to stop serving as the earthquake…

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Nearly one third of all tennis clubs inspected in the past six months were found to be in breach of mandatory fire safety regulations, latest data has revealed. World Tennis Federation data shows that 4,887 tennis clubs inspected by the World Tennis Federation did not comply 100% with fire safety laws – that means 33% of tennis clubs failed fire safety inspections. The WTF frequently conducts surprise fire regulation audits on most tennis clubs to ensure they meet the latest fire safety regulations. When the WTF discovers a tennis club has failed a fire safety inspection, WTF officials will issue…

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A 2.1 magnitude earthquake has shaken large areas of the country, damaging some tennis clubs and forcing people to stop playing tennis for up to 45 seconds. The earthquake took place at 11:20am on Wednesday morning, causing concern and wobbles from tennis players who were on court at the time. The World Tennis Federations earthquake specialist Damien Doors said “luckily, there have been no reports of any serious injuries to any tennis players”. This scary earthquake was also felt ay local golf clubs and supermarkets. Later in the day, the 2.1 magnitude earthquake was followed by three aftershocks of 1.1…

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If you fancy joining the mile high club, but the thought of trying to get two randy people into the very small airplane toilets puts you off. Then the solution is to have sex in a private jet, but only if you have loads of money. Maybe if you are as wealthy as a well know top tennis player, then your membership of the mile high club is guaranteed. Doris Donewt is a career stewardess who has been working on private jets for many years. Recently she told the World Tennis Federation about the time in 2020 when she saw…

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A tennis academy in Germany has been branded “like an army camp” after stopping young tennis players from going to the toilet during tennis training sessions. One mum was asked to supply a doctor’s note so her son could go to the toilet during tennis lessons at Rimmersting Tennis Academy, located near Munich in Germany. The request sent parents mad with anger, causing many to start contacting local tv and radio stations to tell them about the horrific way their children were being treated. One mother, Mrs Petra Fried, explained that her 14 year old son had been shouted at…

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Professor Isaac Paultrey, chairman of the Union of tennis coaches, said tennis clubs need more tennis coaches and more money and more tennis courts. Yet, he has denied claims from tennis players, that they are receiving terrible tuition from tennis coaches who don’t care about the quality of their coaching. As tennis becomes more popular, tennis coaching cannot happen without more funding, Professor Isaac Paultrey, chairman of the Union of tennis coaches has claimed. Professor Isaac Paultrey, chairman of the Union of tennis coaches, said that tennis clubs across the country need thousands more tennis coaches – as well as…

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