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Harry Sachs, 38, has won $600,000 in damages after tearing his achilles whilst playing social tennis. Harry tore his achilles when he ran for a drop shot back in 2020. He successfully sued the tennis club for his injury. The judge said the tennis club created a hazard by not warning players they might suffer a sports injury whilst playing tennis. Were you there when this incident happened? if you were, the World Tennis Federation would like to hear your comments. Harry Sachs who was left ‘writhing in agony’ when he tore his achilles on a tennis court has won…

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The inventor’s wife said today he died after a short illness at home in Leamington Spa. Sir Charles became a household name after bringing the humble tennis racquet onto tennis courts around the world with his XZ Smasher. His tennis racquet would inspire the modern-day tennis game, with many grand slam tennis champions first learning how to play tennis with a XZ Smasher. As well as bringing tennis racquets to tennis players at affordable prices, Sir Charles also invented the round yellow tennis ball. But his battery-powered tennis ball collecting machine failed to sell an expected 10 million units, with…

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The weather station has issued a brown weather warning of heavy rain and flooding to hit in the next 24 hours. Tennis players have been told to prepare for the fact they won’t be able to play tennis later today. Tennis players are set for torrential rain and flooding for 24 hours today with the weather station issuing a brown weather warning for most of the world. The recently sunny dry weather has come to an abrupt halt and heavy downpours are now forecast from 5am this morning until around 6am tomorrow morning. The brown warning is for the “chance…

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Tennis professors from the Central University Of National Tennis say daily hospitalisations could reach almost 9,000 in the next few months. The predicted total is worse than last year and seven times that of the great tennis injury plague of 1842, when over 15,000 tennis players were admitted to hospital a day with tennis elbow. Tennis professors from the Central University Of National Tennis called on the World Tennis Federation to be prepared to abandon their ‘softy-softy-touch’ measures for new stronger curbs on people playing tennis. They said tennis club lockdowns are needed immediately – or risk a rise in…

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Simon Sharpener’s daddy Stephen was giving evidence to the World Tennis Federation, as tennis officials examine their latest plan to crackdown on the dangers of playing tennis for children. Children are confronted with “big dangers” every time they go onto a tennis court, the concerned daddy of a schoolboy who recently grazed his knee on a tennis court. Stephen Sharpener’s son Simon, aged 12.5 years, grazed his knee whilst having a tennis lesson at his local tennis club. His concerned daddy called on tennis officials to overhaul tennis regulations so children can feel safe again when playing tennis. Mr Sharpener…

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The tennis ball supply chain is missing around ten million of the fifty million people that usually work in the tennis ball manufacturing sector, caused in part by workers staying at home by pretending to have a nasty cold, a tennis event has heard. Tennis players face permanent tennis ball shortages with the days of being able to get almost any quantity of new tennis balls well and truly over, a tennis trade body chief has warned. “While this did not mean people would have no tennis balls to play with,” said Ivana Kisser, the chief executive of the Tennis…

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QUESTION – Hello WTF – I recently strained my lower back and someone at my tennis club suggested I go for a sport massage to try and cure the problem. I found a shop in my local high street offering massages and it was very relaxing. Then when the lady had finished she asked if I wanted a happy ending. I did not know what a happening ending was, but was intrigued so I said YES. I must say that was the best sports massage I have ever had and the pain in my lower back has gone completely. As…

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Question – Hello WTF, when I play tennis matches I would like to find out beforehand if my opponent is a “nutter”. Please can you tell me how to identify psychopath tennis players – thank you James Saville. Answer – Hello James. Yes, this is a very common occurrence in the world of tennis. There are some tennis players who appear to be completely nice and normal off court. But, once they get on court they turn into horrible human beings, who must win at all costs – including possibly causing anyone who comes near them some serious physical harm.…

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It has been decided by the World Tennis Federation that from now on, there will be no toilet breaks in any future tennis matches. This change in policy follows the loss of the number one seed to the number 767 in the world, at this weeks Croydon Universal National Tennis event The number one seed said he only lost, because his opponent took no less than 26 toilet breaks during their 4 hour tennis match on centre court. “I lost, because that guy pretended to have a weak bladder. This is total rubbish. We have been out drinking together many…

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Tennis clubs around the world have been told to prepare for an immediate extension of mandatory tennis lessons for all 12 to 15-year-olds. Tennis lessons currently in this age group only now go to people living in middle class areas, whose parents can afford private tennis lessons. The World Tennis Federation has confirmed this decision has been made and there is no turning back. Earlier this month, the World Tennis Federation advised that all 16 and 17 year olds should be given their first tennis lessons. Followed by mandatory tennis lessons every week. The World Tennis Federation, has made its…

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