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Earlier today Dominic Stewart was thrown out of the London clay court international tennis tournament after it was found he was using sports enhancing drinks whilst playing a second round singles match. Officials from the WTF could not believe that Dominic Stewart (who is ranked 932 in the world) was able to beat the world number 3 in just 27 minutes. The final score was 6-0 / 6-1. Officials became suspicious when in the post match interview all Dominic could say to the camera was “yeah man, I was so wired it was amazing, yeah man, real, really, yeah yeah,…

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Tennis is normally seen as a healthy pursuit, but sometimes tennis can be bad for your health. In March 2018 – 96 year old Maggie McSporan was playing tennis at her local tennis club outside Aberdeen In Scotland, when she suffered a total loss of vision. Maggie told our Scotland tennis reporter that “I have played tennis for 97 years at my local Aberdeen tennis club without any health issues. Then today when i played tennis I ended up going blind.” Asked by our reporter Tommy Cracklow, how she went blind when playing tennis – Maggie replied “my opponent hit…

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I LOVE TENNIS – Teddy Bear This adorable traditional brown teddy bear is made with super soft fluffy fur perfect to cuddle up to, full of character and with a friendly face – this teddy makes the ideal gift. This Teddy Bear is new and comes in perfect condition. This superb brown teddy bear wears a t-shirt with I Love Tennis on it. This lovingly crafted traditional brown teddy bear is full of character and with a friendly face, everyone will love this bear. CE Approved for quality. Lovable, huggable toy for children age 3+. An excellent present for any occasion.…

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Question – Can I bring my scary dog to a tennis match? Best regards Vincent Answer – Yes Vincent, we at the WTF recommend you do bring your scary dog to your next tennis match. In fact if your dog also looks slightly rabid this will be even better. The dog will have a negative psychological effect on your opponent and should help you to win the match – not matter what standard you are.

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Dear WTF – Can you tell me if French people play tennis? Thanks Francois. Yes Francois, lots of French people play tennis. Some are very good at it. If you are thinking of playing tennis in France just remember that local laws insist you bring a fresh baguette with you every time you play tennis.

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