In a shocking revelation today, it has been discovered that 100% of tennis players are not racist. This groundbreaking discovery was made after an exhaustive study conducted by the World Tennis Federation (WTF).
The study, which took over five years to complete, involved interviewing thousands of tennis players from around the world. The results were clear: not a single player was found to be racist.
When asked about the findings, WTF President Timothy Blackman said, “We always suspected that tennis players were a tolerant and open-minded group of people. But we had no idea that the numbers would be this high. It’s truly remarkable.”
The news has been met with widespread relief and celebration from the tennis community. “I always knew that tennis was a sport that brought people together,” said former world number 39,654 Jeremy Mudlark. “But this just proves it beyond any doubt.”
The study has also sparked renewed interest in tennis as a sport that promotes diversity and inclusivity. “Tennis is a sport for everyone,” said the mum of Jeremy Mudlark. “It doesn’t matter where you come from or what your background is. If you have a passion for the game, you can play.”
So there you have it folks. The next time someone tells you that tennis players are racist, you can tell them with confidence that they are wrong. And if they don’t believe you, just point them to this groundbreaking study conducted by the World Tennis Federation.”