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    Pervert filmed himself having sex with a tennis racquet in changing rooms

    AdminBy AdminJuly 31, 2023Updated:August 7, 2023No Comments4 Mins Read
    Pervert filmed himself having sex with a tennis racquet in changing rooms
    Pervert filmed himself having sex with a tennis racquet in changing rooms

    A male tennis player who made a prior admission that he had penetrated himself with a tennis racquet and been subject to a community order was found in the changing rooms of Long Mumbles tennis club with a tennis racquet inserted into his anus.

    This tennis pervert said “I have a bloody weird habit” as he was arrested, after having sneaked into the tennis clubs changing rooms with intent to commit this disgusting sexual offence.

    English Police responded to an emergency phone call last Tuesday at 10:22pm from Sandra (who is on the Long Mumbles tennis club committee) claiming she witnessed a male member of the tennis club bending over with a tennis racquet protruding from his anus.

    She discovered Malcolm Trotter, aged 44, “Crouched down in the male changing rooms with the tennis racquet sticking out of his bum and his mobile phone in his hand”.

    Police Officers immediately placed Mr Trotter under arrest for committing a lewd act within a tennis club, at which point he said: “I’m a bit f*cked up. I’ve tried to get help for my sick condition, but not only do I love playing tennis – I also love sticking tennis items up my arse. It seems I do have an unusual sexual habit.”

    With previous convictions for perverted tennis offences, Mr Trotter was later also arrested for defecating on a tennis court. At this point, he added: “For one moment I tried to stop myself doing a poo on court 1, but I thought bollox to that – this is what turns me on, so I did it anyway” a court heard.

    tennis court crime scene
    tennis court crime scene

    He also added: “I went to Long Mumbles tennis club with the intention of sticking something tennis related up my bum. I went in the changing rooms and sat there for five minutes and didn’t do anything. Then I saw an old Donnay racquet in the lost and found box, so decided to stick that up my bum. But then Sandra (from the committee) was closing up the club for the night and she caught me on all fours with the Donnay racquet penetrating me and me filming myself on my mobile phone. She looked a bit shocked.”

    Mr Trotter pleaded guilty to committing a sexual offence in a tennis club and was jailed for 6 months when he appeared at Long Mumbles Criminal Court earlier this week.

    Policewoman Shelia Burns, said: “This was an extremely weird offence. I have heard of people having sex with animals, but never sticking tennis gear up their anus. Thankfully Mr Trotter was interrupted before he could take his worrying behaviour any further, like inserting a whole can of tennis balls into himself.”

    tennis racquet police evidence
    tennis racquet police evidence

    In 2022, Mr Trotter was told he was “lucky to avoid jail” by Judge Layton Grahams after pleading guilty for inserting his men’s singles trophy up his bum.

    Judge Layton Grahams said back in 2022: “You ought to recognise that you need help and that you are fortunate not to be going to prison today. I play at Long Mumbles tennis club and to think you may have inserted other tennis items into your anus makes me shudder”.

    Despite going to jail for his sexual pervy tennis offences, Mr Malcolm Trotter remains Long Mumbles current reigning men’s singles champion.

    Do you know any weird tennis perverts?
    If you do then we want to hear from you. In the comments below, please leave details of who these perverts are and also what weird pervy things they get up to around a tennis court.

     

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