World Tennis Federation
    Facebook Twitter Instagram
    Trending
    • 95% Of 5 Year Olds Hate Tennis
    • Devastating earthquake – tennis clubs suffer damage and forced to close
    • Can I Sit Down On A Tennis Court If I Have Diarrhoea
    • Should you tip a tennis coach and how much?
    • Wanted Mafia Boss Found Working As A Tennis Coach In England For 18 Years
    • Danger Don’t Eat Curry Before Playing Tennis
    • Why Is My Kid Not A Tennis Superstar?
    • Blonde lady seen making Onlyfans content on tennis court as shocked tennis players stare in disbelief
    World Tennis Federation
    • News
    • Training
    • Disclaimer
    World Tennis Federation
    Home»News»World’s worst tennis club to close as ‘total chaos’ caused ‘too many complaints for police to handle’
    News

    World’s worst tennis club to close as ‘total chaos’ caused ‘too many complaints for police to handle’

    AdminBy AdminJanuary 22, 2023No Comments2 Mins Read
    Worlds worst tennis club to close as total chaos caused too many complaints for police to handle
    Worlds worst tennis club to close as total chaos caused too many complaints for police to handle

    The World Tennis Federation has demanded that Long Mumbles tennis club be shut down immediately due to the ‘large amount of criminal activity and social disorder’, occurring in the club house every weekend.

    After a torrent of disgusting crimes were reported to the World Tennis Federation, including drug dealing, fights between the tennis players and sex acts on courts 3 and 4, all contributing to ‘uncontrolled total chaos’ at this once lovely tennis club.

    If the WTF get their way, then Long Mumbles tennis club will be forced to close, and hundreds of tennis members will forced to go and play tennis elsewhere.

    One tennis member said: “I’ve seen so many fights at Long Mumbles tennis club. Normally they are about bad line calls, but why people have to kick the shit out of each other is beyond me.”

    A former tennis coach dished the dirt on Long Mumbles tennis club, with members of the committee treating tennis members as ‘guilty as hell until proven innocent’.

    It appears that just about everybody who ever played tennis at Long Mumbles have their own horror stories to tell, with another ex-member saying: “I once saw Sandra from the committee attempt to break up a fight by spraying everyone with bleach, what a moron!”

    In the past 6 months, police were called to Long Mumbles tennis club a total of 745 times, with the local police chief sending the tennis club a letter demanding with them to ‘short their shit out’ and get rid of those arseholes who keep fighting.

    late night dogging on tennis courts 3 and 4
    late night dogging on tennis courts 3 and 4

    Others ex-members reminisced about how this once quaint local tennis club has become a hotspot for the late night “dogging” on courts 3 and 4 – once the floodlights were turned off at 9.30pm.

    Were you a member of Long Mumbles tennis club?
    If you were, did you ever get into a fight or do some ‘dogging’ on courts 3 and 4 – then please tell us all about it in the comments below.

    police
    Admin
    • Website

    Related Posts

    95% Of 5 Year Olds Hate Tennis

    February 8, 2023

    Devastating earthquake – tennis clubs suffer damage and forced to close

    February 7, 2023

    Wanted Mafia Boss Found Working As A Tennis Coach In England For 18 Years

    February 4, 2023

    Leave A Reply Cancel Reply

    You must be logged in to post a comment.

    I love tennis – teddy bear
    I love tennis teddy bear
    I love tennis teddy bear
    FAQs

    Can I Sit Down On A Tennis Court If I Have Diarrhoea

    February 6, 2023

    Should you tip a tennis coach and how much?

    February 5, 2023

    Why Is My Kid Not A Tennis Superstar?

    January 31, 2023

    Are Tennis Players With Beards Winners – Answer NO!

    January 21, 2023

    How easy is it to bribe a tennis umpire?

    October 31, 2022

    Do French people play tennis?

    April 16, 2022
    Recent Posts
    • 95% Of 5 Year Olds Hate Tennis
    • Devastating earthquake – tennis clubs suffer damage and forced to close
    • Can I Sit Down On A Tennis Court If I Have Diarrhoea
    • Should you tip a tennis coach and how much?
    • Wanted Mafia Boss Found Working As A Tennis Coach In England For 18 Years
    • Danger Don’t Eat Curry Before Playing Tennis
    • Why Is My Kid Not A Tennis Superstar?
    • Blonde lady seen making Onlyfans content on tennis court as shocked tennis players stare in disbelief
    • Tax Authorities Clampdown On Tennis Coaches Getting Paid In Cash
    • Leonardo Da Vinci Invented The Tennis Racket
    • World’s worst tennis club to close as ‘total chaos’ caused ‘too many complaints for police to handle’
    • Are Tennis Players With Beards Winners – Answer NO!
    • Just about everyone at my tennis club is having an affair
    • Professional tennis player arrested at Heathrow airport with 1000 kilos of cocaine
    • Angela From The Tennis Committee insists her tennis club is haunted by a ghost
    • How easy is it to bribe a tennis umpire?
    • Crap Old Tennis Player Blames Brexit For Lack Of Performance
    • 6 amazing tennis sex positions to achieve gigantic orgasms
    • Man lay dead in tennis club for a week before other tennis club members reported ‘foul smell’
    • Elderly tennis players delighted that banks have increased interest rates
    • Tennis players warned swearing while on court could land them a fine of £10,000
    • Woman endures worst first date ever after guy takes her to tennis club
    • Racist health official warns against going near tennis players after tennispox case
    • Why do gay men love playing tennis?
    • Month long tennis coach strike brings chaos to Long Mumble tennis club, forcing members to stay at home
    • Man Eats 1000 Tennis Balls
    © 2023 World Tennis Federation.

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.